deardeerling:

do you ever just use an emoticon or phrase ONCE and then all of a sudden it makes up 99% of your daily vocabulary

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happiness-forever-always:

cosmicdarkhorse:

dulcimeryarns:

hellazan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

YEEA AND SHE IS ONLY EXACTLY 5 FT TALL, GUYS THE WARPED WALL IS 15 FT TALL!!!!!

Run like a girl, jump like a girl.

Watch the full video this woman is incredible

she beat the shit out of that button though.

(Source: sizvideos, via iwantapetduck)

trudymonk:

why do good shows get canceled when american idol is in it’s 13th season

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starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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iguanamouth:

"women shouldnt have leg hair" haha nice try you fucking piece of shit youre just afraid minell be longer than yours this is a contest and im in it to win it

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sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: scottthedork, via catskirtdays)

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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smiles-and-songlines:

hellacioushenry:

My mom had an excellent idea

This would definitely make people start panicking at the disco

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